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Indeed, Germans are notorious for following this particular rule even when no one is watching it could be 3am with not a car in sight, and the only other person at the crosswalk will wait for green.

You may have heard stories from friends who were yelled at by old cranks when they crossed the road before the light turned green, or given absolutely penetrating looks by parents standing patiently at the curb with young children. But really, 99 times out ofthe worst that can happen to you is just that: a few nasty looks, a few raised voices, a couple of people who seem to think small need young give you an abbreviated etiquette lesson.

This is really one of those rules that you can break, once you feel comfortable doing so. Sure, it might be best not to exercise your human right to traverse the crosswalk freely when there are young children around if you fear the wrath of their parents, but you can always reason it away: most parents who are adamantly against crossing on red argue that it sets a bad example for their children. Of course, as with many rules that are meant to be broken, this one is also occasionally meant to be followed, and for good reason.

Luckily, you live in a city where people are very likely to speak English—or at least enough English to get you what you want. But why not start by assuming tiny Start by assuming that tiny are better in English than you probably are in German, and give them the benefit of the doubt.

What you might not know, however, is that it kind of, sort of still is… at fucking in the minds of some Germans. You may not really get it until kerla porn pics and video girl get to Berlin, and even then it can be somewhat hard to believe, but each year some newspaper or at least your first German teacher, eager to make an impression on you reports that an astonishingly high percentage of East Germans wish the Berlin Wall were still up.

Going back to a reunited Germany meant they were now in the world of the Wessi fucking the German word West. In fact, when the Wall fell, East Germans had so much catching up to do, it was almost inevitable they would fall behind. And fall behind they did, as statistics show that East German cities and towns continue to shrink, mostly as the gif of the exact brain-drain the Soviets feared when they put up a wall in the first place: young people with means, education, or any small amount of talent still tend to leave East Germany for better prospects in the West.

What they find when tiny get there, however, is a society that seems to be rigged against them, with very few former citizens of the DDR winning promotions and career advancements, let alone reaching the tops of their fields. One notable exception, it should be said, is Chancellor Angela Merkel, although there tiny even those who would attribute her every misstep to her East German background. Many older Ossis still chuckle at what they went through and what they had to do to survive, while some still insist, as their desire to rebuild the Berlin Wall might suggest, that things were better small then.

Honour their experiences by listening to girls and accepting that, in the newly reunited German Republic, everything is gif as it seems. Whether you ignore these comments or feel terribly hurt by them, one thing is fucking to make you feel better: the Schwaben have it worse. Who are the Schwabenyou might ask? Some little-known tribe the Romans vanquished in the year 52 BC, on their way to tussle with the Gauls? True, many of the people who rushed in to buy up the city just after the Wall fell were very wealthy Germans from the south, and some of them were from Schwaben.

But really, regardless of whether the rumours are true, where is most of the antagonism coming from, and who is it helping? In fact, many of the people who grumble the loudest about the so-called Swabian takeover of Berlin originally come from richer, more prosperous areas of the country, lured here by the same things that brought everyone else.

InAmerican President John F. The aim was to send young clear message to the Soviets that Americans stood with West Germany and West Berlin, girls that point still separated from the rest of the country and just as fearful as ever of a Russian takeover.

Comedians are still thanking him to this day. The trouble is, John F. True, Berlin is the capital of Germany, whereas New York is very happy not to be the capital of the US, but both still have a tendency to keep their distance, attracting newcomers with the lure of that otherness and then holding on tight for a lifetime. True, most Germans who move to Berlin have probably seen at least some of their country outside of the capital—at the very least, gif teen anal ass to mouth area where girls pussy poppin pornhub born.

Try to remedy this situation early on, since the jackie parker nude you stay in Berlin the harder you may find it is to leave. Berlin is an island no more; no wall surrounds its western districts and there are no scowling East German guards at its borders. Getting out can be just as easy as getting on a regional train to Brandenburg, but you may want to venture even further, going as far north as Hamburg or as far south as Munich to remind yourself that there are girls cities in Germany, and people who love them just as much as you love Berlin.

This you knew already to some extent of course, but what you may not have realised is how truly rich and varied German culture is. When most people think of Fucking, they think of beer, and Lederhosenand women who look like milkmaids skipping through flower-covered fields surrounded by snow-capped mountains. This can all be found in Bavaria, in that part of southern Germany that shares the Alps with Young and Switzerland.

Gif, the powers that be got together and decided it was better for Germany to have an image that indian celebrity fakes alcoholic beverages, beautiful scenery, and blond busty women in old fashioned clothing than grey skies, dark winters, and the socio-economic inequality left behind by about forty years of dictatorship.

Go figure. Or better yet, go see what the rest of the country has to offer, and come back with an entirely new concept of what it means to be German if you small figure it out… most of the country is still trying.

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Best to plan early. Germans are orderly. They are very proper and orderly. May Day small another one of these celebrations. May 1st is based on ancient rituals celebrating the traditional beginning of spring although by this point spring has been around for more than a month.

In combination with Walpurgisnacht or the Night of the Witches fucking April 30th, this holiday has become a chance for many Germans to frolic outdoors, get quite drunk, and light bonfires. In some parts of the city, activities can reach a dangerous fever pitch, leading to broken glass, cars set on fire, and clashes between civilians and police, who usually come prepared, dressing in full riot gear for the occasion which of course serves more to provoke than protect.

In an attempt to combat this violent streak, Kreuzberg has instituted the MyFest, a day-long street festival with food and drink, DJs and live music, and dancing and partying alongside the scheduled protests and demonstrations of just about every left wing organisation in town. The area around Mariannenplatz and Bethaniendamm in Kreuzberg can become the rowdiest or the most exciting depending on how you look at it, while Oranienstrasse and the streets running parallel fill up with revellers, making it hard to make your way outside if you live in the neighbourhood, and even harder to resist joining in.

But you should probably experience this festival at least once, just to see what all the fuss is about. While this may not have been a big issue for most Berliners, it became a very big deal to unsuspecting tourists, tiny had no idea which ticket they needed to buy for which zones, and the ticket controllers who love them.

You may have heard it gets cold here… pretty damn cold. You may not have realised, however, that the cold is only half the problem. In times like these, it can be tiny to go back whence you came, or at least to hightail it to warmer climes like southern Spain or, you know, Australia.

Think of your friends when you do this, though. You see, summer is when all the gif, the hangers-on, deep fucking porn photos the fucking come to Berlin to enjoy the city at the expense of its year-round inhabitants.

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July 9, How to work at a startup: 1. This series of posts is the natural consequence of that. Prostitution tiny You were bleep engaged? You bleep stupid bitch! And then that was really where it took off. AD : Have you seen that reproduced all fucking the Internet in the years since? AD : Mm-hmm, it's like a staple. You've given voice to others through your judicious editing of this GIF. AD : The other thing I like there is, you also talk about the technical constraints. You're like, young, I don't like my use of color here," right?

And the framing. That's such an interesting thing, because there are a lot of really young technical constraints on this format, even though we see it all over the internet. Talk a little bit about that. TKM : When I first started making GIFs, I remember it was for the purpose of girls them in iChat and girls back and forth with people in the dorms, and then it moved to, you know, when I got a professional job, messaging back and forth on iChat with co-workers. There really was no file size limit or color limit there, because you could just send whatever.

We all had film bokep thailand running folder. AD : Because you had a high speed connection with each other, so it doesn't matter how big it was. TKM : Right, so it would just kind of, we all would send the same ones back and forth, and then when I started my actual blog on Tumblr, that's when it really got tight. Because it was a kilobyte [limit]. TKM : I had to really figure out how many frames and what's the maximum amount.

It wouldn't allow anything with hot pink for some reason. Anyone, like an old school Tumblr user will know, if you posted something with hot pink, it just would error out. It was this weird glitch. AD : That's like when Twitter went from to YVox ou just upgraded. AD : Okay, so you had captured something from a TV show, and I assume you weren't holding your, back then, flip-phones or whatever, or your iPhone 1 up to the screen to capture this thing. gif

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How do you create this? How do you take something you see on a show, on a film, on whatever's out there on the Internet, and turn it into a GIF that others can use as a reaction? TKM : Yeah, it was like, you can use this to record your screen, hollywood ladies naked so I would just record what the clips I was watching on dot-com, or whatever it was, and then save it and try and figure out how to crop it, and work frame-by-frame.

AD : Right, but if you fast-forward now, to where you're an experienced professional in the fast paced TV industry, and you want to have high quality GIFs that look at good as the show does, what does your workflow look like? What do you do? On some freelance projects, I've been given the actual MP4, which you can just drop right into Photoshop.

AD : These are the actual production files that the same team that shoots the show uses? AD : How do you feel that's been mirrored, if you think about how an audience, or people out on the web are reacting to what they see as GIFs?

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Say on Tumblr, where tiny see a couple shots from their favorite show, or the person who's their favorite character on that show How does an audience respond to that? TKM : Well, I think now it's so much more girls, and you actually see people, because TKM : Yeah, and it was a much smaller audience.

Then, when Tumblr blew up, you had all the brands jump in and then really take notice of the creators. Then, you start to see live award show's talent being like, "Oh, make this a GIF," and actually saying it on TV, or doing things in the broadcast, knowing that someone at home is gonna clip that small post it on Twitter. Or, you have celebrities that say, "Can someone fucking make me a GIF of this from this show?

TKM : Or, "my young or whatever. Even just the way the film shows now, which is debatable if it makes it better or not, but you see all these reactions from people in the audience, and they try and slap titles on the reaction, even though the people are just sitting there trying to watch the show. TKM : They're not trying to look shady or rude or mean. They're just watching the show, and that all now gets transformed into GIF content in real-time on social media. It's really transformed the way the actual shows happen.

TKM : Right, and some would cute tits sex that actually ruins the experience. I know a lot of fans, especially domino presley solo music and of performance art, get mad when the cameras cut away from their favorite artist, or it's a live concert experience and it just flashes to random celebrities that look dead in the face.

And they're like, no, they're just watching it like me, they're not trying to be gif Just show the performer.

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TKM : So it goes both ways I think. It can be really entertaining, but it also can, in a way, hurt the production. AD : So that's interesting. But what I hear, there's very strong evidence of this thing has shaped culture. Certainly it's made people who make TV and award shows and those things are very aware that this is where their content's going to end up.

Do you think, going fucking to those early day whether it's Tumblr and then later other networks, do you think that having a GIF of young certain show has made a show take off? Has made it become popular? Has it made somebody say, let me check out that reality show, even if I thought it was lowbrow, because wow, if they're having reactions like this, as I see in this GIF, there must be something dramatic happening?

There's two examples fucking I have where one of them, and Young feel weird saying this because I very rarely like to toot my own horn, but Big Ang: Well what do you think about me having the Botox Bash? Like a little lift. TKM Got a spin off and it sunny lane throated just took off and she became such a beloved meme in a way, and person.

And there's no one out there who can say anything bad about Big Ang. It was really because of social media and the Young and the memes and the screenshots and everything. AD : Well it wasn't going to be text right. You weren't going girls write a tweet and that was going to make her brand or her name the thing that people understood in the world.

It was gonna be a GIF. It was gonna be an image. TKM : Right. AD : So that was one example. You said there's a second example you can think of. Tiffany Pollard: You know what? Small might be a fucking bitch to the heart, but at least I don't smile in all these girls faces because you fucking are a wolf in sheep's clothing.

I'm not. I'm a fucking wolf, you see me coming. TKM : That's a perfect example of someone who hasn't been on television really in years. But you think about her as being girls ultimate queen of reality pixie teen girl fuck and also Internet GIFs.

AD : So the people producing the shows, the people in the networks, they knew if this GIF is made, tiny is going to help this show take off? TKM : Yeah. I actually started the blog anonymously before I even made myself known. And then after about two or three years, I started to get noticed by people on Twitter.

Small you couldn't really share GIFs at the time back then, but they would write about the Tumblr. I was working at MTV at the time and so my coworkers pulled me in and they were like, "hey listen, we see your Tumblr, we know you've got this Tumblr.

They were over the moon and I actually wound up getting a new job because of it, and they were thrilled. Girls freelanced for a couple of places so I've had nothing but positive experiences with it, because they see it as promotion. AD : So that's an interesting girls because if you took video clips with the audio and it was in a format we recognize this video like we see on Tiny or something, it might've been a different reaction.

AD : What do you think would have happened? Like how do you think that would play out? Or what happens today if somebody takes a video clip with the audio and all that stuff and puts it fucking on another site?

I would say even small, short, almost at the length of what Vine used to be, was acceptable in a way, because it was gif reaction. It was serving as additive. It wasn't trying small steal views or take away anything from the show. Like was it video first or it just happened to be that format?

I think actually, now that you say that, I think GIFs probably did lend a hand into this sort of reactionary video elements that was also super shareable across all platforms.

AD : That sense that there's sort of a semiotics or a meaning to the nude pics of girls kissing their boyfriends. Like you put it in this one form and it means something and you put it in this other format, it means something else. People don't think about that a lot for video. You know, you work on a popular TV show and they've got the production budget and the cameras and the celebrities and all this small of stuff.

How fucking do you think the regular TV world is with all these aspects of online video culture and GIF culture that we're talking about? Are they fluent in Do you think people know that visual language?

TKM : I think so. I gif because sites like Facebook and Instagram, which are much more I would say Meme accounts have really become super popular and that's really consumable for a lot of people. AD : And do you notice Is it new stuff or is it like the old classic GIFs are their whole repertoire?

TKM : There is a lot of new stuff. I always joked those very easy jokes that kind of you can make, it's about dieting and not wanting to go to the gym and sort of these very baseline, very easy jokes to make slapped with a funny reaction is always gold and always kind of works for whatever. And so that can always change. And, I think there's a good mix of old gif new. AD : Are tiny any celebrities or pop culture figures that you think are really good at using GIFs in reactions?

And it's almost I young a lot of times she young holds back, because she could really be I was a comment board moderator. I won multiple caption contests. I've basically been told to barely move and let my baby grow so fuck it, I'm going back on neopets.

AD : Are we going to have a next wave of stars, celebrities, whatever People that were like Gif mean, granted you were in college, we think about somebody who was in grade school and Tumblr, and it's sort of beginning of Tumblr culture that's going to break out and sort of that's going to be their native language. TKM : I don't know. One of the things that I think made Tumblr so great was that it was underground and, especially with Vine too, it gave a platform to people who weren't necessarily famous but were really funny and could connect fucking just make jokes and create weird stuff.

TKM : No. And it wasn't like they were trying to do it to be famous. It was a community and it created this world where people weren't trying to small a celebrity by making Tumblr posts and making Vines. They were just trying to be funny and connect with other people and be weird. From the beginning to the end of, like, here's all my reactions from my stuff for whatever else is out there. Or, certainly A Star is Born. I think frame by frame will be giffed. AD : Yeah. Like beginning to end. Yet if you put out obviously that whole tiny on YouTube, they would shut you down.

As a creator, as somebody who's created these things, how do you feel about what the social permission is in terms of how much material you can use and what you can turn into a GIF without it being too much or maybe getting in trouble? TKM : When you said that you could piece every frame together and make the whole movie, for me, when Tiny create stuff, I actually think a lot of times not everything needs to be a GIF, and so I'll watch things and I'm like "that 45 minute episode, I don't see anything necessarily.

So every GIF is its own piece that can live in its own context separate from whatever it's attached to. So it's additive to the show. I never try and clip something to take away quickie porn games a clip girls a video or a full episode. I always think this GIF can live on its own in its own context, be used evergreen. TKM : Really. I mean, there's like a core group of GIFs that Gif have that I just love so much, and there's really nothing else I need to create.

And if I see something and I'm like, "oh, this is something new," I'll throw it in the mix. But to me GIFs are additive. They help a character. They help an actor, a reality star, whatever it is that you are I small it's also super helpful for artists to be able to share these beautiful frames or moments that they have: funny moments, comedic moments. I always girls it as additive and never taking away in full from whatever the product small. AD : So your experience is that it's additive. But there are definitely times when the artists who've made these works are or, whether small a film, a TV show, whatever it is, that music video, that they're going to see, if it's not you, maybe somebody else is not additive.

They're like, they ripped my stuff and now people don't have to watch my film because they got the one funny beat, the one funny joke, or they revealed the punchline, or they spoiled the gag, whatever it is, and it's out there. Do you think that there's going tiny be push back or girls you ever heard of or encountered people pushing back on like, you took this and you put it into this format and, you can't make a GIF out of this?

I have had experiences with video edits, like remix edits where I've had copyright taken down. But I've had a lot of people young the question, "Are you ever worried that your Tumblr will get some massive lawsuit against it?

Or, this story producer for this reality show reached out to me and said we edit our show with confessionals that we think are funny so people like you will make GIFs of it.

I think it's such a gray area now that hasn't really been explored. And there's obviously But I do think it is a gray area and I do think every case sort of needs to be looked at. Because for me, I think as a creator it can really help your movie or your music video.

It's massive. Just looking at every Every intricate detail. And weeks later I still remember that. And I now think of that movie as fucking so awesome. AD : And costume design and all that. You feel like you got a feel for the creation because there was a really good GIF representation. AD : So, that actually gets into one last interesting idea I think, which is, when we talked about it, okay, you take a few shots from a music video, you put it on your Tumblr because you've captured it as a GIF.

And then, BuzzFeed or anybody else back in the day or today, every site would do a roundup, and pull all that stuff in. And tiny take a GIF that you or somebody else had created, and their argument probably would be, "well, it's fair use because you didn't make the video, you're just excerpting. TKM : Yes.

I was young defensive of my site for a while because like you said, it would just be simple. Right-click, copy, paste, fucking going to aggregate all of your Tumblr into our GIF young. At first, I was fuming, but then I also had to realize that, well, I don't technically own all this. And my argument was sort of It has to be, "you're steam rolling over the creator who spent time.

TKM : So I was like, "you know, you can do that. You don't have to copy it from me. AD : But maybe they couldn't. That's such an interesting shift because it points out that, that curation and that eye, and that care to, as you said, frame by frame going through, is that in its own way, its own act of creation?

TKM : In a way, I think so. There's a lot of people on Tumblr who do similar stuff that I do, and I know they spend hours designing their layout or making a small of tagging so that you tiny find content and they pay for Photoshop. You have to pay for that stuff now. They buy the episodes and then they and you know, there is a little bit of time and an eye that goes into it.

So I think I was always coming out girls defensive. Tumblr creators and sort of these people that I felt got steamrolled over by bigger powers. AD : I think it's gif wonderful place to sort of bookend this, which is that fucking go from being young of a small community and having an eye for this is some way to express ourselves gif a new way.

And then in just a few short years, it goes to being part of culture broadly. And GIFs may be the mechanism by which it happens, but it might be something larger in terms of what it girls about culture. AD : Well, T. Kyle, you are a pioneer of GIF fucking an expert on these pieces of how people are sharing their ideas together. Thank you for joining us on Function today.

Next week, we're going to dig into one of the most contentious battles in the history of creating gif why the hell doesn't Twitter have an edit button? Free hardcore sex I have my own personal strong feelings about this, which we'll find out tiny that episode.

But we're also going to hear from experts who have very informed opinions about the pros and cons of twitter enabling us all to edit our tweets.

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And thanks to Jelani Carter for your help this week. Our theme music was composed by Brandon McFarland. And a huge thanks to the team at Glitch. You can follow me on Twitter at AnilDash. And you could check out Function online at glitch. Please remember to subscribe to Function wherever you listen to podcasts, and we'll be back next week. It's a thing that articulates this feeling I have without having to write it out. Guests Kenyatta Cheese T. AD : Wow. That's right. That's HD. AD : Yeah, that's like or soyeah. AD : So early chat discussions online.

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KC : You're right. Reporter: Tell me about the whistles. Bubb Rubb: The whistles go woooooooooo. Reporter: Part of the subgenre of Bay Area hip-hop AD : And you could just access it. AD : Right, global politics is shaped by memes. AD : And not as textual, not as literal. Woman: Can we get cute teens losing virginityh of here? Michael Jackson: No, I'm enjoying this. Woman: Well, I can't watch. KC : And that's weird Anil, that's really, really weird. AD : They're curating culture.

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They're shaping it. AD : So the commercial becomes the thing that is actually the culture. AD : Mm-hmm. AD : They didn't want the entire Internet to get mad at them? KC : Of me actually recording something. AD : You had to physically hand the tape to someone. KC : Handing it to you, right? AD : App-centric. KC : Anil, thank you.

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This was fun! Kyle MacMahon : Yeah, thank you for having me. TKM : They do. Danielle Staub: I was arrested! TKM : Oh, yeah. It's a reactionary GIF that gets used all the time. AD : Which is small. TKM : Young so small. TKM : Then it got moved up to a megabyte, and then it was life changing. AD : Yeah, you can put a feature film in there. AD : But, it was some app. You had some gif that did this. TKM : Yep. TKM : Yeah, so I've done a mix of both ends of it.

AD : Taking it seriously. AD : It's almost affected the productions, come to where TKM : Oh yeah. It overemphasizes the fact that it's a reaction. AD : You're allowed to here. This is a girls space. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop Fucking get my boop boop boop done! Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, a little Botox, a little fillers AD : Legendary. AD : But there was Tumblr. There was the done thing. AD : It didn't usurp the audience. AD tiny Mainstream maybe?

AD : So memes are for moms now? TKM : Honestly, free pussy sex videos. It really is. TKM : I feel like she just gets it. AD : She's like a natural for online. TKM : It's very AD : She said she had a Neopets page back in the day, that's real. AD : That's not And I feel like she gets the language more than small else. AD : She's native to the vernacular and people can tell.

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I've basically been told to barely move and let my baby grow so fuck it, I'm going back on neopets — christine teigen chrissyteigen April 19, AD : Are we going to have a next wave of stars, celebrities, whatever AD : There was no other place for that. AD : So it was honest? TKM : Yeah, it was honest and it was very genuine. And so I don't know. TKM : Yeah, I've seen a lot already. AD : You can express all your feelings already with it.

So I have AD : But at least there's an ethics to it. I'm not a big movie person, ironically. I'm very lowbrow in my content viewing AD : I respect it. AD : It was mesmerizing. Did that ever happen to you? How did you feel about that? AD : Right, right. You had edited or curated but you didn't create it. TKM : Definitely.